Let's start a new thread of QL-related jokes, starting with...
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QL Jokes
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How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
None, it's a hardware problem.
Why do they put lightning conductors on churches?
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Re: QL Jokes
You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
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Stop interrupting every 1/50 of a second...tofro wrote:You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
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...wouldn't you get a bad or changed medium?tofro wrote:You can do it in software. Then you need one. But a different one, every 1/50 of a second.NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
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There once was a man called Tebby,
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.
Who's OS was not at all heavy.
Its toolkit was weak,
So he gave it a tweek,
And made everyone quite happy.
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Computer One Monitor has a nice easter egg. Try this command: 'clone clone clone' and see what happens
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Re: QL Jokes
More likely:NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
One to fix it and 50 to talk about the problem....
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More likely:NormanDunbar wrote:How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, it's a hardware problem.
One to fix it and 50 to rush around and talk about the problem....
Regards,
Derek
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Re: QL Jokes
NormanDunbar wrote:
How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"
How many QL developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
>> Fifty chinese QL Tinkerers : "Many hands make light work"