pjw wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2025 1:16 pm
I dont know if this was just an urban myth at call centres, but the story was that there were frequent calls to the help desk with queries about the "any" key, as in "Press any key to continue". Where is the any key? people asked! I particularly liked the one about complaints about people's coffee cup holder being broken. This was when computers started being delivered with DVD drives!
Calls that I actually had in early 90's:
1. My foot pedal is not working! (the "foot pedal" was the mouse. The lady also had an electric sewing machine that had a foot pedal resembling a mouse...)
2. The virus ate my floppy disk! (Long story short: the user had an east-german XT clone with 2 5.25" floppy drives. Between the floppies there was a gap of about 3 mm - and the user was inserting the disks in that gap!)
3. I want to buy the software (program) that upgrades a 286 to a 386DX (The company I was working for was running a buy-back program for 286 machines, if you were buying a new 386 computer)
4. I have no available serial port for the mouse, because the digitiser is using one port and the VGA is using the second port (Yes, it was! The user was a strong man and inserted the VGA into the 9 pin serial port)
5. The modem I bought is useless and it cannot connect to the internet (well, he had no computer!)
6. My keyboard is not working anymore after I washed it in the bathtub (no comment!)
7. Excel is not working - I cannot edit any cells - all cells are frozen (The keyboard was not connected)
There are many more, some of them difficult to translate in english (like the guy who wanted to buy a Megaratze Computer. Megaratze sounds exactly like Mega Ducks in romanian ... He wanted a computer to play Mega Race - a car racing game)
And yes, also new QL users can have some trivial or very dumb questions. I know, I was one not so long ago.